A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
Them: look
Me: I saw that already

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

That moment when you inhale to speak and you start choking on your own spit.

sodamnrelatable:

You’re like:

Everyone else is like:

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youjustinspiredme:

Dear everyone who doubted money grew on trees sincerely you never saw this: O_OFollow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous  He is choosing out of only new followers

youjustinspiredme:

Dear everyone who doubted money grew on trees sincerely you never saw this: O_O

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous  
He is choosing out of only new followers